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Posted: Jul 17th, 2003 at 02:53 pm
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What do you call a Necron Lord with a Warscythe?
Sir!
HA-Ha-ha 
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 Behold the tap dancing Necrons
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Posted: Jul 17th, 2003 at 03:49 pm
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Lets get my necron army to attack the plylons on cadia
lets fire my 3065 gauss shots at it
it goes boom
ooppeess....................i didnt do it!!!!!!
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Posted: Jul 27th, 2003 at 12:10 pm
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how many c'tan does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3, one hold the lightbulb another falls asleep. meanwhile the third (the deceiver) tells some eldar where the c'tan is sleeping. The eldar get there to find the c'tan has already been woken by his trusty alarm-clock. He gets angry and starts throwing the eldar at the c'tan standing on a chair holding the lightbulb. This c'tan starts dodgeing the eldar causing him to spin round thus screwing in the lightbulb.
Clever huh. an insite into c'tan DIY
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Since writing on lavatory walls is done neither for money nor personal acclaim, it must be the purest form of art.
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Khepry
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Posted: Jul 29th, 2003 at 09:56 pm
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Here's an infomercial from 40k.
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I am Marneus Calgar.. Chapter master to a chapter ravaged by the Nids, and my first company was all but destroyed..
And that when I called Imperial claims direct!
Within days, I had sued the hive mind blind!
*Imperial Claims Direct! We sue so you don’t have to!*
call 40000 SUETHEM today and get a free clock!(note- clock is automatically set to eastern seaboard time, unless you are on the Eastern seaboard, then its set to GMT. Clocks hands are made from biodegradable materials that dissolve on contact with sunlight or the glow of a 2-watt bulb. Cookoo inside plays 'The Banana Boat song' in Swahili. No win, triple fee, win, quadruple fee. Overwhelming out of court settlements will result in us taking everything you own and more)
good one, eh?
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Posted: Jul 29th, 2003 at 10:48 pm
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Death to the enemies of our Sacred C'tan
Venerable Lord Zaul
Lord of the Necrons of the Red Skull
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Posted: Jul 30th, 2003 at 12:10 am
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LOL!
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Posted: Aug 3rd, 2003 at 08:05 am
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There is quite a funny bit on this site
http://www.gamesworkshop.com/community/40kforum.htm
The easiest way to get it is to press sort by : subject and then go to about page 67 and look for the Necron fluff lawyers post. It was posted by blutac if that helps you find it. 
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Posted: Aug 8th, 2003 at 10:44 pm
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hehehe i got one
one day a space marine, an eldar and an ork were walking down a road when they sign with a warp hole next to it. the sign said speak the truth and pass safely.
so the space marine went first and said "I think i am the bravest here."And then he walks safely past. then the eldar walked up and said "I think I am the most agile here." and then walks past safley. then the ork went up and said "me thinks" and got sucked into the warp hole.
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Congratulations! You are a Necron! Necrons are fearless automotons that have a nasty little habit of dying and then deciding you just aren't quite dead yet. Necrons are ancient beyond imagining. You have awakening from a sixty-million year dormancy to plague the living... again.
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Posted: Aug 9th, 2003 at 02:04 am
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That's a good one!
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Posted: Aug 9th, 2003 at 06:00 am
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*LOL!!!* Oh I like that one.
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Warmaster Ancaris
"The meek can have the Earth; I am heading for the stars"
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Posted: Aug 9th, 2003 at 07:53 am
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Congratulations to all on the joke forum for finding good jokes and making them 40k. It's amazing how many jokes can be changed if you look hard enough. Well done, world domination continues.
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Posted: Sep 7th, 2003 at 02:35 pm
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Here's one,
You should never take advice off a gremlin.
Its not big, and its not clever.
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aktar09
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Posted: Apr 9th, 2009 at 04:30 am
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how about this.
the orks are famous for using gretchin as meat shields. however, due to the gretchins tinyness, they can only protect the orks boots. this doesn't matter, because the orks use their boots to think.
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aktar09
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Posted: Apr 9th, 2009 at 04:42 am
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what do you call a hungry ctan?
whatever you like, he'll eat you anyway!
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